A simple wedding as reported differently by Lebanese Media

January 27, 2015

A simple event as reported differently by Lebanese : Bloggers, TV Stations and Twitter Users…
#Lebanon #SM

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:

Batoul and Jean, got married in church, on a Sunday afternoon…

BLOGS:

– Gino’s blog:
Batoul, an Atheist Woman of Shiite origins kidnapped by Jean, a Religious fundamentalist Christian and forced to marry him in church…
Fuck religion…
Fuck religious people…
And please comment trying to even hint that you went once to a church or to a mosque in the past 10 years so I can obliterate you with aggressive and bullish replies mocking you and accusing you of being a fanatic religious…

 

– Blog Baladi:
So I arrived in a fabulous Porsche that I’m test driving to this amazing wedding in the amazing Fakra Les Ruisseaux, the delicious food was by La Fourmi, I was wearing a John Ford suit, my wife was wearing an Elie Raab dress, and we stayed two extra nights in Hotel Le Chandelier…

Here are some links about the wedding from other sources…

And here are some Instagram pics I took, all containing product placement: the food, the clothes, the car, the reception place and the hotel… Even my underwear!

 

– Mindsoup:
So there was this wedding, and I wasn’t invited… NOT EVEN HIRED TO PROMOTE…
I’m sure it was a petty one…
I give them a month, MAX!

 

– A separate State of Mind:
In a perpetual inconceivable twist of indiscriminating predicament, the whole country was in a complete uproar because of the Church’s inter-religious marriage between a Maronite and a Shiite!
Lebanese are so extravagantly lame and ludicrous, all they talk about is that wedding while People are dying in Tripoli…

Click here for the top 10 inter-religious marriages that previously happened in Lebanon…

 

– Cookin5m2:
Congratulations to the newly weds!
To celebrate I have baked a wedding cake!
Scroll down for pictures and for the recipe…

 

TV STATIONS:

– MTV:

جان المسيحي يتزوّج بتول الشيعيّة في الكنيسة…
قوّات ١ حزب الله ٠

– NewTv:

فضيحة زواج جان من بتول في الكنيسة بالصور…

– LBC:

لمشاهدة ديما صادق في مقدّمة الأخبار عن زواج جان وبتول في الكنيسة، اضغط على الرابط…

Twitter users:

– @jeanassy

أنشالله يكون العريس عوني مش قوّات… وما تنسوا، أنا شتمت الرئيس… وقاضي محكمة المطبوعات شاهد…

 

– @soupi

was there bacon in the cocktail? And how big are batoul’s boobs?

 

– @funzip

oh! Cool!
Here’s a pic of me… Naked…

 

– @prtoujours

nuuuuuu! cute penguins! ❤️

 

– @salvadorrudy

I hope they call their daughter شظايا

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